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Automotive Idiocy
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...New England)
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you want stuff? We got stuff... (updated randomly)

11-20-06: I've started writing a webcomic! Read Blue Ninja & Red Pirate!
5-1-06: Seven new automotive idiocy entries just added.
9-25-05: The Fleetwood's page and Scar's page have both been updated to show the fact I no longer have either car. Plus there are pics of what the fleetwood looked like jsut before I sold her in the 'plans' part of that page. Also I have added 'suspension upgrade' & 'interior' pages to the creation part of Scar's page. And the Patchworks page now matches the color scheme of the rest of blert.net, even if it is otherwise still crap. EDIT 5:30pm: Emily's page Just recieved a major re-design and upgrade.
8-23-05: Yes I am aware I haven't updated in forever. Just haven't had the enthusiasm for this site lately. I do have a new sign for you, and a exceedingly quicky page for my newest artcar
Patchworks.
12-21-04: A quicky page for the new 1962 Mercury Comet named 'Emily'.
11-17-04: Two new signs are up.
9-28-04: Built a page for my newest artcar, the post-apocalypse nova known as Scar.
7-21-04: Finally a real update, admittedly a small one. There are two new cars in Automotive Idiocy.
6-25-04: stripped most of hte stuff out of the 'Pixel' section and removed the 'blerts section as I haven't updated eitherin years. The 'Pixel' section will in theory return with a more up-to-date bio of me, the 'blerts' section is being scrapped. A real update with lots of content will happen eventually. I promise.
04-09-04: The Cadillac gets repainted. Also junkyard fun in Automotive idiocy
03-08-04: I've made fun of my own car in Automotive Idiocy, and I also made some minor changes and updates to the Cadillac's page
03-03-04: I've added one new sign. Also is a brand new page devoted to my new Cadillac.
01-16-04: In a desperate effort to reduce the amount of spam I get (over 100 pieces per day), I have removed all the mailto links off blert.net and redirected the mto the contact page which has my email address on it (mangled so spam bots can't recognise it). Sorry for th hassle but I'm tried of sorting through so much junk to get the one or two real pieces of mail.
01-15-04: Hah! And we're back! Sorry for the horrible lack of updating, but I've moved twice since the last update and spent several months without 'net access were I was living. However to make up for it there are several updates, though I admit not as many as I'd like. There is one new sign. Also the news section of The Cat's site has finally been updated for the first time since July of '02. I've added a pic from and scan of the Boston Globe artcar article. Also, there is now a direct link to the Lamarossa's own website off my page about it so you can see updates of his Ferrar... err... Supra there.
6-17-03: There are two more examples of Automotive idiocy, also there is now a picture of the Lamarossa's engine, and some minor corrections about the Wanna-be Integra (There, I fixed it, stop bugging me! :)). Also you get another Sign. I am hoping to get a chance to finally update The Cat's site (hasn't been done since May '02), but that may have to wait still further.
4-10-03: You get muppet wrongness in stuff, and four, count 'em four, new cars in Automotive Idiocy. A new section is in the early planning stages, more when I actually get around to writing it.
2-2-03: I've added some pictures of new cars to the Axles & Alloys site, and redeisgned that part a bit. Also I finally got the pictures from the Newark 'Downtown With Arts' Festival online.
1-20-03: Apologies for the lack of updates, life has been hectic. I give you two new cars for Automotive Idiocy though.
10-16-02: A few new things and a lot of site cleanup. I added an Axles & Alloys page to my personal site. In addition the links page there gets some cleanup and a few new sites. The RhodeRally site is finally updated to show the late lamented state of that event. The Cat's FAQ gets and update. Lastly though prolly the coolest, SANE's gallery is updated with a link to Chris & his artcar's appearance on NPR.