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Fun ways to answer the phone
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Cannibal Recipe Hotline: how may we serve you?

Joe's Pool Hall, 8-Ball speaking. Shoot.

County morgue.  You kill 'em, we chill 'em

County morgue. You stab them, we slab them

Mob disposal service; you slay 'em, we bay 'em

Ohio State Psycho Society, head psycho speaking, can you help us?

Marine Corps Recruiting!   May I help you?

Chuck's Baar and Grill; Grill speaking.

Happy Harry's House of Horsewhips, how may we hurt you?

Haddes, who in the hell do you want?

Frank's taxidermy. you snuff 'em, we stuff 'em.

Creamed asparagus

Harry's Pizza house, may I help you?

PUT THAT PHONE DOWN NOW!!!

Hello, can I speak to 'whoever'?