A penny for your thoughts; $20 to act it out. --------------------------------------------- These where perpetrated by Randome in alt.callahans -- Randome A penny for your thoughts; $20 to act it out. . . . "You'll have to provide your own tank." -- Randome A penny for your thoughts; $20 to act it out. $50 for a video. -- Randome A penny for your thoughts; $20 to act it out. "First word, three syllables... ten letters?" -- Randome A penny for your thoughts; $20 to act it out. (At least $10 over typical market value) -- Randome A penny for your thoughts; $20 to act it out. The cleaning bill is on you, though. -- Randome A penny for your thoughts; $20 to act it out. For you folx, I'd pay more. -- Randome A penny for your thoughts; $20 to act it out. Disclaimer: This does not make me an accessory before the fact. -- Randome A penny for your thoughts; $20 to act it out. (Investment recouped in ticket sales) -- Randome A penny for your thoughts; $20 to act it out. Higher prices available for ensemble casts. -- Randome A penny for your thoughts; $20 to act it out. ...I guess that comes to five bucks apiece. -- Randome A penny for your thoughts; $20 to act it out. ...plus another five bucks for odd & ends. -- Randome A penny for your thoughts; $20 to act it out. (Incentives for imagination negotiable) -- Randome A penny for your thoughts; $20 to act it out. $50 if I haven't seen it before. -- Randome A penny for your thoughts; $20 to act it out. Offer not valid for employees or immediate family members. -- Randome A penny for your thoughts; $20 to act it out. $100 *not* to if your rice krispies are telling you what to do. -- Randome A penny for your thoughts; $20 to act it out. $50 for a video. $1000 for distribution rights. -- Randome A penny for your thoughts; $20 to act it out. Props not included. -- Randome A penny for your thoughts; $20 to act it out. . . . "Ow! Not on me, dammit!" -- Randome A penny for your thoughts; $20 to act it out. Therapy, on the other hand, will cost you at least $75/hour. -- Randome A penny for your thoughts; $20 to act it out. $50 if you can hold your breath. (Or make me hold mine.) -- Randome A penny for your thoughts; $20 to act it out. But you gotta pay me if it's reeeeeeeeeealy stoopid. -- Randome A penny for your thoughts; $20 to act it out. $50 if you can describe it reeeeealy well. -- Randome A penny for your thoughts; $20 to act it out. Surprise me! -- Randome A penny for your thoughts; $20 to act it out. Think of it as an imagination celebration! -- Randome A penny for your thoughts; $20 to act it out. Keep those waterfowl away from me! -- Randome A penny for your thoughts; $20 to act it out. Ok, if you want, $40 in food stamps. -- Randome A penny for your thoughts; $20 to act it out. Condiments not included. -- Randome A penny for your thoughts; $20 to act it out. Any questions? -- Randome A penny for your thoughts; $20 to act it out. $50 if you don't have to fake it. -- Randome A penny for your thoughts; $20 to act it out. ...What's that come to in catnip? -- Randome A penny for your thoughts; $20 to act it out. And that was a sick one, too. -- Randome A penny for your thoughts; $20 to act it out. $50 to beat that silly idea right out of your head. -- Randome A penny for your thoughts; $20 to act it out. Yeah- right there, on the big "X", uh-huh... Now don't move.... -- Randome A penny for your thoughts; $20 to act it out. Supply your own feline. -- Randome A penny for your thoughts; $20 to act it out. I'll bring the marshmallows. -- Randome A penny for your thoughts; $20 to act it out. Ewwwwwwhh! -- Randome A penny for your thoughts; $20 to act it out. Gee, for $100 I can get an entire play. -- Randome A penny for your thoughts; $20 to act it out. Eh? -- Randome A penny for your thoughts; $20 to change 'em. -- Randome A penny for your thoughts; $20 to act it out. Don't bend over! -- Randome A penny for your thoughts; a buck for re-thinking them. -- Randome A penny for your thoughts; a nickel to stifle them. -- Randome A penny for your thoughts; fantasies a dime a dozen -- Randome A penny for your thoughts; a buck if they're coherent. -- Randome A penny for your thoughts; a buck for a new tagline.