Automotive Idiocy

Um, eww. This picture fails to do proper justice to this car. The paint is a bright pearlecent pepto-bismal pink, and was badly applied with lots of overspray and such.
And what is up with that nasty vinyl graphic on the doors? It looks like something out of the 80's, and since the car is a '96 they have no excuse.

By the way, this is a (now out-of-date) pic of my car, so all of you who email me and insult me for dissing on other people's car, kindly shut the hell up.